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[leaguechallenge]

Wait, here? You have those? [...]

...Oh! You want me to eat with them? With like a fork and stuff? Or, uh... [look man if red didn't have table manners BEFORE your grandfather set him loose in the wilds of kanto at age 11, he sure as hell doesn't have 'em now]

[isthebest]

[ No that's ridiculous Red, you're ridiculous. ]

There's a reason forks exist. And yes, I've got some -- you'd know if you didn't keep snatching my food outta my hands the second you see it.

[ Speaking of the pasta, he's picking it up off the table when he turns away from it to retrieve one of those mystical instruments from a drawer. He is so not turning around and seeing Red devouring it like he hadn't heard a word Green just said. ]

[leaguechallenge]

But you offered! [Red turns around in his chair but doesn't follow, watching Green as he walks across the kitchen floor.] I thought you only used those at restaurants...

[isthebest]

[ He scoffs loudly. What are all these ridiculous words coming out of Red's mouth? ]

Is this what they call brain damage? [ Alright, here's the food back on the table. You might've hear the sound of running water somewhere in there too, since hey, also included is a plastic cup of water. You're welcome.

There's a fork in Green's hand still, which he stabs down into the pasta. ]

See what I did? [ of course you did you loser ] Now you try it.

[leaguechallenge]

I'm not brain damaged!

[Looking a bit sore over the insult, Red takes the fork from Green and uses it to clumsily spear some pasta on the end. He holds it up for Green, scowl fading.] That better?

[isthebest]

Now aim it at your mouth and go ahhhhh.

[ HEH HEH. ]

[leaguechallenge]

Ahhhhh. [Red...actually does, though he looks annoyed and impatient to eat.]

[isthebest]

And then in goes the food! [ He will treat you like the baby you deserve to be treated as, Red. Sigh, but what a waste of food. ]

[leaguechallenge]

[Red inserts the fork in his mouth, chews (barely), and swallows, then looks back at Green.]

...Can I eat the rest now?

[isthebest]

Yeah, sure, 'slong as you stop sticking your hands in it. That's gross. [ Like, seriously dude. ]

[leaguechallenge]

[Red tilts his head at him curiously.]

...Did you use a fork to eat when you were traveling, Green?

[isthebest]

Uh, yeah? Didn't you ever see foldable fork, knives and spoons on sale? [ Do you like Green looking at you like you're a total weirdo, Red? Because it's not going away. ]

[leaguechallenge]

No. [He spent all his money on Carbos, sorry.]

[isthebest]

Didn't your mom pack you anything? [ Did he just throw out everything he deemed unnecessary. ]

[leaguechallenge]

...No.

[He didn't want to bother her about it...]

[isthebest]

[ Better not roll his eyes, they might fall out. At least he has a drink for comfort. ]

So you're telling me you never thought about buying that stuff.

[leaguechallenge]

Forks? To eat sandwiches? That's weird, Green.

[isthebest]

Har har har. Who just stuck their hand in hot pasta like a weirdo again?

[leaguechallenge]

You saying it's weird doesn't make it weird! My—My pokémon eat like that!

[isthebest]

Is this you trying to convince me you're not an oddball?

[leaguechallenge]

... [THIS IS ME EATING OUR PASTA THANK YOU]

[isthebest]

[ my pasta my pasta you jerkface.

Red can eat some of the pasta in peace while Green drinks his tea (he's sooo going to order something good for his kindness of putting up with Red), before, you know, Green not caring about the guy eating in peace at all. (because he's eating his pasta--) ]

So, been up to anything interesting?

[leaguechallenge]

Me? Um, I visited Mom in Pallet! She's doing good...Daisy gave me some treats for your pokémon, too.

[isthebest]

Yeah? Let me guess, yours too?

[leaguechallenge]

Yeah, but they already ate theirs! [speaking of which, that pasta has certainly disappeared in record time]