Hm. [ It was a sorta real question! The guy disappears up a mountain for ages and then comes back down and does what, visit his mother today? What else? But does he want to ask? It's not like he cares that much...!
Eh, maybe he'll ask later. He'll just sit and wait for the food for now. ]
[Unfortunately, Red gets bored easily. Very easily. So after a few moments of silence he gives up on waiting for Green to add anything else to the conversation, and instead pulls out his phone. It's obviously new, and mostly not set up yet, which shows in the way Red pulls a face that quickly goes from eager to perplexed and back again as he takes too long to work through the buttons for EVERYTHING.
Whether it's opening apps, scrolling, following onscreen instructions, or pretty much anything else that should be user-intuitive, using a smartphone effectively seems to be quite a bit slower process for Red than most people. Of course it is. He's Red.]
Y-Yes!! Sort of... [Said a little too quickly, and defensively, even if he's too stupid to flat-out lie about it.] I've never had a phone like this before, so it's hard, is all!
[That's what you get, for living on a mountain for three years and spending all your trainer winnings on vitamins before that.]
[ And let Green just take that with his natural awesome, more than adjusted to the symbols on the screen from his own (infrequent) use of his pokégear.
But uh, hm. Might be good to ask- ] So what are you trying to do?
Um... [Honestly, none of those square-ish icons looks much like a camera to Red, but he picks the one with a circle-thing that might be a lens.] Oh! Is that it, is it taking a picture?
[ Do you remember what a camera looks like anyway Red huh. ]
No. You get to line up the phone with whatever you want to take a picture of, then- [ Siigh, which one is it? Right, that- ] you press that and it'll take the picture. Got it?
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Eh, maybe he'll ask later. He'll just sit and wait for the food for now. ]
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Whether it's opening apps, scrolling, following onscreen instructions, or pretty much anything else that should be user-intuitive, using a smartphone effectively seems to be quite a bit slower process for Red than most people. Of course it is. He's Red.]
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[ Please, that phone could be Red-ready by his own mother and Green would be surprised if he could use one. ]
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[That's what you get, for living on a mountain for three years and spending all your trainer winnings on vitamins before that.]
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[ Just no. ]
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But uh, hm. Might be good to ask- ] So what are you trying to do?
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No. You get to line up the phone with whatever you want to take a picture of, then- [ Siigh, which one is it? Right, that- ] you press that and it'll take the picture. Got it?