❄ Vaguely seasonal minglepost ♫ [OPEN]

[minders]

CHOOSE YOUR DERP!



+ Others possibly available upon request!

CHOOSE YOUR ROUTE!

leaguechallenge will be:
(1) derping through any route/city in Kanto
(2) on his way to the nearest gym
(3) sleeping on Mt. Silver
(4) chilling at home with his momma

theylookedaway will be:
(1) starving traveling somewhere in Kanto like a good protag
(2) exploring Pokémon Mansion on Cinnabar Island
(3) training or something
(4) cleaning the blood off his shiny new Earth Badge

doouuuche notthaticare will be:
(1) looking for RED! It's BATTLE TIME!!!
(2) being a dick about something to someone
(3) there are no other options

bedroomtakeover will be:
(1) doing something Rocket-related at HQ
(2) stealing some kid's pokémon
(3) fretting about grunts/admins/babby/Giovanni
(4) drinking alcohol

...Or just write something else idrc.

Oh and IT'S SNOWING EVERYWHERE. JSYK.

Comments

[typeless]

[Stop. Turn around.]

Do you need someone to carry you?

[leaguechallenge]

What? N-No, I'm okay, I can walk...!

[typeless]

Not if you keep tripping like that.

[leaguechallenge]

I'll try not to trip anymore...!

[typeless]

Don't try. Just don't.

[leaguechallenge]

Wait, you want me to trip? [ slightly hurt look. ]

[typeless]

[Sigh] Don't just try.

Don't trip. [Clearly her clipped way of speaking doesn't work for Red.]

[leaguechallenge]

Wait, but how do I not trip if I'm not trying to - h-hey, Leaf, wait up! [ trying in vain to catch up with your pace, and, whoops, yeah he went and tripped again ]

[typeless]

... Just be careful. [Oh FINE. She'll stop and wait for him to catch up.]

[leaguechallenge]

[ trying to get to our feet inconspicuously! and we only knock down a moderately sized pile of rocks on our way over to you. ]

I will! I'll be careful, I promise...

[ he's already getting banged up from the climb but at least there's nothing in the rocks that would infect the scratches. ]

[typeless]

... You can start by not knocking over rocks.

[Thank goodness he can't get infected by those. Then she'd have to stop and tend to them in the cave. ugh]

[leaguechallenge]

O-Okay. I can do that!

[ look at how carefully we are walking!! of course, this slows us down by sort of a lot, but sacrifices must be made… ]

[typeless]

[It's a lot better than having to hear sad pathetic tripping.

She takes out a Max Repel and sprays it. Sure she could fight wild pokemon. But she doesn't really feel like it.]

[leaguechallenge]

[ probably for the best - as soon as Red sees a Pokémon, you can forget about ever making any progress. WE WANT TO BATTLE EVERYTHING.

And with those distractions out of the way, we're doing a little better at keeping up with you! ]

[typeless]

[We are not staying in this cave any longer than necessary!

Because she wants to go home and curl up with a book, her Sandslash and a cup of hot chocolate]

[leaguechallenge]

[ And Red too, right? Because left to his own devices, he's totally inviting himself over to your place. Sooner rather than later. ]

[typeless]

[Yes, Red. You can come along. But you have to bring your own pokemon to snuggle.]

[leaguechallenge]

[ Lapras won't fit in the living room, but Murderchu is very excited for a chance to cuddle! Especially in a place that is not a cold mountain. ]

[typeless]

[Good!

They've had it out of the mountain!]

... You remember how to get to Pallet, right?

[leaguechallenge]

Huh? Um, yeah, I guess so. I-It's been a while…

[typeless]

... Do you need me to come with you?

[leaguechallenge]

...No. I'll go on my own. [ family time. ] But, I'll catch up with you later, okay, Leaf?

[typeless]

See you then. [She waves and leaves]

[leaguechallenge]

[ he waves back, looking a little sad to see her go. after a moment, though, he shakes it off, heading briskly in the direction of Pallet Town.

even he couldn't miss a route he's taken so many, many times before. ]