❄ Vaguely seasonal minglepost ♫ [OPEN]

[minders]

CHOOSE YOUR DERP!



+ Others possibly available upon request!

CHOOSE YOUR ROUTE!

leaguechallenge will be:
(1) derping through any route/city in Kanto
(2) on his way to the nearest gym
(3) sleeping on Mt. Silver
(4) chilling at home with his momma

theylookedaway will be:
(1) starving traveling somewhere in Kanto like a good protag
(2) exploring Pokémon Mansion on Cinnabar Island
(3) training or something
(4) cleaning the blood off his shiny new Earth Badge

doouuuche notthaticare will be:
(1) looking for RED! It's BATTLE TIME!!!
(2) being a dick about something to someone
(3) there are no other options

bedroomtakeover will be:
(1) doing something Rocket-related at HQ
(2) stealing some kid's pokémon
(3) fretting about grunts/admins/babby/Giovanni
(4) drinking alcohol

...Or just write something else idrc.

Oh and IT'S SNOWING EVERYWHERE. JSYK.

Comments

[leaguechallenge]

[ red sleeps like the dead kid you're gonna be here awhile ]

[amarainean]

[No problemo man he has all the time in the world.]

[leaguechallenge]

[ I mean we could easily skip to the part where he wakes up, but then you'd lose the full impact of how lazy and tired this kid really is ]

[amarainean]

[Hey, man. One of the perks of being immortal and secluding yourself in a mountain for forty years is that you get really good at tuning out while watching the walls.]

[leaguechallenge]

[ welp guess it's time to wake up then

but first we slooooooowly work our way up to the part where we actually open our eyes ]

Ngn... [ shift rustle rustle ]

[amarainean]

[Oh he's moving, hey look Pikachu he's moving!]

[leaguechallenge]

[ time to yawn and roll over and

look at you I guess ]

...... ...... ......

...... ...... ......?

[ wait ]

[amarainean]

[Good morning Sleeping Beauty.

Can we poke you to make sure this isn't a mirror or illusion or something?]

[leaguechallenge]

[ ok wow yeah you're still here

and we're blinking and stuff but it's not a hallucination or anything

OTL it's been a LONG TIME since anyone was up here how do we shot dealing with people ]

Wh– [ cough, hack, oh dear our voice is rusty from disuse ] –What, um...h-hello?

[amarainean]

[Oh god talking how do we do that again--

Okay, we can do this. Just-- open his mouth, and.... Nothing. No sound. He's trying to talk and he can't. He tries a few more times, tilting his head, to no avail.

...Well this complicates things.]

[leaguechallenge]

[ unsteadily getting up to a sitting position.
holy wow how do we deal with a kid. ]

H-Hi. I'm, um, I'm Red... [ you look exactly like us ] ...Have you been here long?

[amarainean]

[Wait but that's-- ...his name...

In any case, he can answer that! He nods. Forty years is a long time.]

[leaguechallenge]

Heh...um, sorry! It's, ah, it's been a while since I've seen anyone. Besides the pokémon, that is. [ hnnng awkwardly smoothing our clothes how long has it been since we've showered/eaten/cleaned up all the disgusting food leftovers ]

[amarainean]

[Yeah same here--

But how do we say that. There isn't even any dust on the ground to write in. Uh.... Right, he's got some paper over by that photo of him and mommy... Now pen, pen...pencil? It'll do.

'Me nie nei too']

[leaguechallenge]

[ ohhhhh dear we are kind of terrible at reading

let's just

squint and tilt our head sideways a bit- ]

Can you not talk? ...Uh, sorry, I didn't mean - I'm just wondering. It's kind of hard to read in the dark...

[ you liar you just suck at anything with letters ]

[amarainean]

[You hit the nail on the head, there - Red confirms it by shaking his head. He tried, buddy but seems his voice just up and quit on him.

He tries to speak a few more times to make it easier on you, but he can't get more than a "hhhhhhhh" sound. Sorry bro.]

[leaguechallenge]

O-Oh - you, um, you don't have to try if it's too hard! I don't want you to get hurt trying or anything! [ concerned hand on your shoulder ]