❄ Vaguely seasonal minglepost ♫ [OPEN]

[minders]

CHOOSE YOUR DERP!



+ Others possibly available upon request!

CHOOSE YOUR ROUTE!

leaguechallenge will be:
(1) derping through any route/city in Kanto
(2) on his way to the nearest gym
(3) sleeping on Mt. Silver
(4) chilling at home with his momma

theylookedaway will be:
(1) starving traveling somewhere in Kanto like a good protag
(2) exploring Pokémon Mansion on Cinnabar Island
(3) training or something
(4) cleaning the blood off his shiny new Earth Badge

doouuuche notthaticare will be:
(1) looking for RED! It's BATTLE TIME!!!
(2) being a dick about something to someone
(3) there are no other options

bedroomtakeover will be:
(1) doing something Rocket-related at HQ
(2) stealing some kid's pokémon
(3) fretting about grunts/admins/babby/Giovanni
(4) drinking alcohol

...Or just write something else idrc.

Oh and IT'S SNOWING EVERYWHERE. JSYK.

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leaguechallenge I DON'T FOLLOW YOUR RULES, I DO WHAT I WANT

[globalreach]

[While you were probably in the midst of a lovely Option 4, Red, there is a clatter from upstairs. Something like a raccoon Rattata breaking in to cause trouble. Should you find it worth investigating, there is something very not a raccoon Rattata involved.]

[Instead there's this asshole. Your window has been clumsily broken, with the glass littering the floor below. There's maybe a few drops of blood, but nothing major. The major thing is your evil body double rummaging through your things. He's not rummaging in a way that says he's looking for something in particular. Instead, he's just curious and paging through stuff he finds.]

Worthless. Trash. Boring, boring, snoresville... [He mutters to himself while tossing your belonging behind him. He's already wrapped up his bleeding hand. It's not big deal. Small price for breaking and entering.]

WHEN DID YOU EVER NOT DO THAT EVIL CLONE, GAWD

[leaguechallenge]

[ okay good, mom's napping now. we're glad she's getting some rest it's been a long day.

that's weird though there's a noise coming from upstairs maybe we should check on tha ]




[ no please no ]

H-How– [ this can't be happening oh god no no no please don't notice the pokéballs on the dresser ] –Wh-What are you doing here!?

[globalreach]

Aw, that's how you treat a guest? [Or a home invader? He grins over his shoulder.] I was bored. I thought I'd stop by. You should feel honored!

[leaguechallenge]

Get out! I don't - I don't know how you got here, but get out! Right now!

[ quickly walking over; our legs aren't shaking THEY'RE NOT ]

[globalreach]

[This Red isn't shaking. He never shakes! Feeling fear is for wimps and losers. His grin doesn't change.]

Why should I? Are you gonna make me?

[leaguechallenge]

Of - Of course I am!! Pikachu!

[ excuse us evil self while we grab our mons ]

[globalreach]

[S m i l e.]

What, you wanna battle in this cramped space? Or do you just wanna shock me? [That'd be pretty rich!] 'Cos we can have a shock off! [He idly sets down on of your precious family photo albums to pick a Pokéball off his waist.]

[leaguechallenge]

...

[ dammit, you're right. those are the only pictures we have of our dad you jerk GET UP ]

Let's take it outside, at least. We'll have a battle.