❄ Vaguely seasonal minglepost ♫ [OPEN]

[minders]

CHOOSE YOUR DERP!



+ Others possibly available upon request!

CHOOSE YOUR ROUTE!

leaguechallenge will be:
(1) derping through any route/city in Kanto
(2) on his way to the nearest gym
(3) sleeping on Mt. Silver
(4) chilling at home with his momma

theylookedaway will be:
(1) starving traveling somewhere in Kanto like a good protag
(2) exploring Pokémon Mansion on Cinnabar Island
(3) training or something
(4) cleaning the blood off his shiny new Earth Badge

doouuuche notthaticare will be:
(1) looking for RED! It's BATTLE TIME!!!
(2) being a dick about something to someone
(3) there are no other options

bedroomtakeover will be:
(1) doing something Rocket-related at HQ
(2) stealing some kid's pokémon
(3) fretting about grunts/admins/babby/Giovanni
(4) drinking alcohol

...Or just write something else idrc.

Oh and IT'S SNOWING EVERYWHERE. JSYK.

Comments

[typeless]

You can't even take care of yourself.

You definitely don't take care of us.

[leaguechallenge]

I didn't mean it like - n-never mind.

[ :< ]

[typeless]

[/sigh]

... Don't look like that.

[leaguechallenge]

L-Like what?

[typeless]

Like you're hurt.

It's just the truth.

[leaguechallenge]

Well - Well, you don't have to believe me, anyway! I still take care of you guys plenty.

[ The sad thing is he honestly believes this ]

[typeless]

... Name one time.

[leaguechallenge]

I-I don't know! Loads of times!

[typeless]

If you can't pinpoint at least one instance, it didn't happen.

[leaguechallenge]

Y-Yes it did! I'm sure it did!!

[typeless]

[Side eye and silence.

Well then, come up with something.]

[leaguechallenge]

I - I used to help Green hide from his sister when we were little kids! That counts, right!?

[typeless]

No.

[denied]

[leaguechallenge]

Um...I showed you my Pokédex that one time when I came back to Pallet Town, before you got your own pokémon! I totally did!

[typeless]

... I talk to the professor all the time.

[leaguechallenge]

I-I helped Daisy bake you guys's birthday cakes every year before me'n Green left Pallet Town to become trainers! Remember that?

[ All he did was hand her cups of flour. And half the time, he couldn't even do that right--if he didn't drop them on the floor, it was because he was busy trying to eat the flour raw.

Red was a special child. ]

[typeless]

[A very special child]

You tried to eat raw flour.

[leaguechallenge]

[ He was hungry okay his mom kinda forgot to feed him sometimes ]

N-Not that often...!

[typeless]

Drink your water, Red.

[She's very, very done with this conversation.]

[leaguechallenge]

[ Still blushing furiously, Red obeys. Siiiiiiiiiiip. ]