♠ ＧＯＬＤ ♥ ＧＵＮＳ ♦ ＧＩＲＬＳ ♣

[tsukkinice]

Source: @dduck_hq (x)

WELCOME TO THE KARASUNO FAMILY

» Post with your character
» Include any info you want – their job, how they got here, what they'd be doing on a typical Tuesday, etc.
» Non-Karasuno/rival gangs A-OK
» Doubles allowed
» Anything goes, OOC communications open if needed
» Headcanons/inspiration galore here!

♤ ♥ ♢ ♣

Comments

ravages havocscope for this au...

[corvidad]

[ he doesn't really think seijoh is that stupid, if anything he wonders how long it'll be before there are bodies in the river. ]

I'll leave it up to you. Oh, and you'll be paying me double for my goods, right?

[ considering how hard it is to get heroin and cocaine into japan, it's already millions of yen to get a kilo, so asking for double is a lot. but he has bargaining room and he's going to take it. ]

yup, the number of awkward google searches I've done too.

[tooruler]

[Oikawa tuts into the phone.] I don't think so. If I wanted to lose that much money I wouldn't need you, would I? [Especially when Sawamura can't cover all of the heroin.]

You sell to me at standard price. In two weeks I sell you back the same amount at seventy percent. Thirty percent profit for you and everyone is happy.

sorry nsa im not tryin 2 do drugs im tryin 2 rp sports boys as mobsters

[corvidad]

Sixty percent, and if you pay me extra for the heroin I'll count that as closed, you don't have to give me any product back.

[tooruler]

Sawamura-chan's trying to put me out of business!

[Oikawa pretends to contemplate his offer. But it's starting to sound like a deal he can live with, stretching his own supply of heroin will be easier if he's not selling any back to Karasuno. He might even be able to manage without sourcing more.]

Sixty five and ten percent extra for the heroin.

[corvidad]

[ daichi rolls his eyes so hard oikawa can probably hear it through the phone line. but still, that deal isn't so bad in karasuno's favor. he's grinning now, mind running with all the different ways this can help them out down the road. oikawa is being careful, but this is more than enough information for him to play with. ]

You're going to owe me one after all this trouble, Oikawa.

[tooruler]

I know.

[And he doesn't mind as much as the disdain in his voice might suggest. If he does Karasuno a favour after this, then it might start some civil dealings in future. One lost shipment aside, Aoba Johsai works, they run like a well oiled machine and extending a hand to Karasuno when they call in that favour shouldn't put them far out of their way.]

Do we have a deal, Sawamura?

[corvidad]

Deal.

[ here's praying for the best. ]

Have your men here tomorrow at noon with the money. I'll have everything ready.

[tooruler]

So competent!

[He's already thinking about who to send.]

We'll be there.

[corvidad]

[ snorts ]

Don't be late.

[ aaand he hangs up, figuring he's going to have to tell everyone about this bizarro world development. ]