[ No that's ridiculous Red, you're ridiculous. ]

There's a reason forks exist. And yes, I've got some -- you'd know if you didn't keep snatching my food outta my hands the second you see it.

[ Speaking of the pasta, he's picking it up off the table when he turns away from it to retrieve one of those mystical instruments from a drawer. He is so not turning around and seeing Red devouring it like he hadn't heard a word Green just said. ]