[Oh, Ethan's got your number Red and he'll prove it in his vows! He knows to mention how he loves Red more than anybody else, and how he only want to be with Red and wants Red to only be with him, how he'll follow Red anywhere in the world, if they can be together. He punctuates it all with saying how he'll never leave Red, no matter what, and he never wants Red to leave him. He's still dorky about all of it, but he's absolutely honest. He waits to here the question "Do you, Ethan, take Red to be your lawfully wedded husband?"]
And now I'm super lazy and don't want to write wedding vows....
I sure do!