The nastiest thing she'd say about you is that it's a pity you're on a date with me.
[Which, amazingly, Oikawa actually believes. He really doesn't understand how everyone doesn't want to take Yamaguchi out. Maybe they're scared off by his apparently terrible taste from standing next to Tsukishima all the time? Whatever the reason, he considers himself lucky to have pestered him long enough to grow attached.]
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[Which, amazingly, Oikawa actually believes. He really doesn't understand how everyone doesn't want to take Yamaguchi out. Maybe they're scared off by his apparently terrible taste from standing next to Tsukishima all the time? Whatever the reason, he considers himself lucky to have pestered him long enough to grow attached.]