[That's a tricky road you're going down, Yamaguchi. Comparing the guy he's on a date with to the guy he has a crush on, plenty of relationship guides would tell him it's a bad bad idea.]

Of course not! I don't know what they do to it but it's amazing. I suspect there are illegal activities behind it because I asked them once how they made it and they got terribly cranky. [Or they want to keep people coming and buying it rather than making it at home, but he likes his illegal activities idea better.]