[ Don't even think he cares about those puppy eyes just because he took away your One True Love, pal. He's seen it all before. ]
Does a guy really forget how to eat just because he stuck himself on a rock for who-knows-how-long? You don't stick your hands in hot food, moron. I've got forks. You know, forks? Remember what a fork is? How about a spoon?
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Does a guy really forget how to eat just because he stuck himself on a rock for who-knows-how-long? You don't stick your hands in hot food, moron. I've got forks. You know, forks? Remember what a fork is? How about a spoon?